2011/01/31

New Rules

I can scarcely believe it, but the new week has arrived, however instead of bemoaning the normal gloom and doom of the arrival of Monday, I have decided to change my tactics this morning. As my bottom is currently reminding me that when things go wrong, it is normally with a vengeance, I will be embracing the "new me" by applying the following simple rules:

Rule 1:
To remain cool and calm at all times.


Rule 2:
To make sure my language remains ladylike throughout.


Rule 3:
No attitude, whatsoever.


Rule 4:
No sulking or pouting.


Rule 5:
To obey.


Rule 6:
To be realistic about rules 1-5, and take precautionary measures....


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12 comments:

  1. Anonymous31 January, 2011 09:59

    And if all else fails, run like hell and hope you aren't caught. LOL Love your blogs! And remember that well behaved women never made history. And naughty is a very open and broad term which can mean roughly, a good deed.

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  2. dd31 January, 2011 10:40

    My, angelic behaviour indeed!

    Good luck with the weigh in.

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  3. Raven Red31 January, 2011 12:42

    Scarlett,

    So happy to see you!

    My running abilities are sadly lacking though, but I am definitely going to rely on your definition of naughty. ;)

    Hugs

    Raven

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  4. Raven Red31 January, 2011 12:44

    dd

    Telling butter would not even melt in my mouth...erm, bad food example I know.

    Thank you, think I am going to need as much luck as what I can get this week with the weigh-in thingy.

    Hugs

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  5. Brett31 January, 2011 14:31

    Raven, the attitude displayed in this very good post would seem to be evidence that a spanking can inspire a transformation. At least temporary. I'm wishing you a very pleasant week ahead.

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  6. ronnie31 January, 2011 15:24

    Loved your post.

    I hope your weigh-in went well today and you wont be needing the bottom amour.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  7. Raven Red31 January, 2011 16:12

    Brett,

    Seeing that I am the "new me", I will even admit, that is most likely to be going very short lived.

    But I am giving it a try!! ;)

    Hugs

    Raven

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  8. Raven Red31 January, 2011 16:13

    Ronnie

    Happy that you enjoyed the post.

    Erm...the weigh-on thingy? I am still trying to pluck up courage.

    Well, the day is not over until midnight tonight. (SIGH)

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  9. Erica31 January, 2011 19:01

    Oh, this is going to hit Chross's list for sure! Perfect! :-D

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  10. Raven Red31 January, 2011 19:10

    Happy that you enjoyed Erica.

    Hugs

    Raven

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  11. Anonymous31 January, 2011 22:15

    Wonderful post. Good luck!

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  12. Raven Red31 January, 2011 22:29

    Thank you Lorraine. And the luck, got a feeling I am going to need it...

    Hugs

    Raven

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