I have various scenarios around the "men always ask" bit...Who exactly were they asking?
"Sir, I would like to ask you for your daughter's hand in marriage, and would also like to know whether I should be spanking her bottom".
I can only imagine the look on my father's face...
"Vicar, thanks for marrying us, just a quick question, should I spank my wife?"
Most likely, a long prayer session will be coming up...
"Honey, we are now married, should I be spanking your bottom?"
Okay, to be honest, Uncle Nick ever so often will ask "Do you want your bottom smacked?", but for some odd reason even if I do reply in the negative, it makes no difference...
I tend to walk away with a sore, warm and red bottom soon after the question was asked...
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