I am not very good when trying to hint that I want something...
So I thought, that if I replace the mouse
And his mousepad, it might be a good starting point.
Then I will take him some tea
(I KNOW it is a coffee mug, but he consumes copious amounts anyway)
Leaving the spoon behind for him to stir the brew to his heart's content,
Whilst leaving a strategically placed coaster all ready and in place.
And for us not ever to miss precious time, I will replace the wall clock,
Not only with one, but with two new ones.
Hmm, I wonder if he will get the hint?
4 comments:
If not, you could hand him a paddle, take your pants down, lay over his lap, and while wiggling your bottom, tell him you've been very bad. Should he say, "If you wanted a game of ping-pong, you only had to ask," you might want to look into one of those spanking machines.
Great finds!
I'm guessing that he might get that hint. But I suggest a lot of bending over to accompany these items.
Brett
If it gets to that point, the spanking machine will NOT be for me...LOL!!
Hugs
Raven
Miss Pink
Oh definitely - with knickers that clearly states "Spank me"...
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