I left Johannesburg behind on Thursday afternoon for a business trip to Natal. It was rather an uncomfortable trip I might add, not only did I have to cope with driving two hours of the total six in darkness, rain and thick fog, but had to deal with a bottom that was not feeling too well. (Thanks HH!)
Now he can can smack my bottom any day!
Now he can can smack my bottom any day!
I had to add another little advisory to my travelling notes though, once we all arrived safe at the hotel. "Warning: Blood rushing back to rear end after being sufficiently numbed by hours of only being in a sitting position, can be rather painful - be prepared. It is NOT advisable to grab bottom in front of three bemused looking co-passengers, while muttering beneath your breath about damn canes!"
Part of Durban beach
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Suppose it would have prompted a few tricky questions if you had taken a nice comfy cushion to sit on ;-) We were in Durban last November, on the way to Mozambique. Had a fantastic time diving off that coast, with the whale sharks and mantas. I had a sweet girl dive master. She kept wearing tight little shorts, how I suffered.... LOL
Why is it when I see a girl like that in the water I have visions of paddles, hairbrushes, canes, and straps? Answer: I'm one sick puppy. ;)
Glad you're feeling better, Raven, and I hope your trip goes well.
Wordsmith
It would have, truly! Do you remember the diving or the dive master? (GRIN)
Brett!!
LOL!! Thank you.
Raven
xx
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