Those little questions that are not questions but more statements than anything else, that invariably gets you into trouble, no matter how hard you try to give the correct answer...
Q = "Are you answering a question with a question?"
A = Now why would you say something like that?
Q = “Do you have something so say for yourself?"
A = Not particularly, talking to oneself could be an indication of some psychological issues...
Q = "Did you say something?"
A = Nooo, was too busy sticking my tongue out while your back was turned.
Q = "Will you wipe that grin off your face, young lady?"
A = As soon as you stop frowning because your eyebrows remind me of hairy caterpillars at war...
Q = "You do know that you will not be sitting down for a week?"
A = Why? Are we selling some of our furniture?
Q = "Do you want your bottom smacked?"
A = Erm...is this a trick question?
Q = “I think this spanking was overdue, don't you?"
A = I think that in future thinking should be left to me...
Q = “Does your bottom hurt?"
A = No!...erm... YES!! It really does....oh crap...
10 comments:
ROTFLMAO. I don't know which is worse. Giving an answer or not giving an answer. To keep it fun and light-hearted you give a brilliant answer. I like to call it brilliant not sarcastic. If you don't give an answer, They spank you hard until you give them an answer. :)
Bree
This I can tell you - the first question is uncle Nick's pet hate...and the more he was telling me stop answering him with a question, even trying very hard not too - I landed up answering him with a question.
Not my fault if I am skilled in evasion tactics.
By the way - NEVER answer "Do you need a spanking?" with "Why,do you think I need a spanking?".
GRIN
Raven
ROFL! I liked the furniture one best!
I think all these answers were excellent Raven and can't see why anyone should object to them. Tops are such strange creatures. I could add things like...
"Those are pretty knicks"
"They can stay up then?"
"Stop wriggling"
"Well you try being here!"
"Count!"
"Have you forgotten how?"
Hey ho...
Very funny responses! I really need to purchase that rolling my eyes shirt.
Erica
Happy that you enjoyed...must admit - some of those answers do go through my head at times...still plucking up the courage to utter them.
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Raven
dd
I think you are worse than me! (GRIN)
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Raven
Lea
They should also make one for the " This hurts me more than it hurts you"
I absolutely detest that little statement, not uttered yet - but definitely going through my mind: "If it is that bad, then lets swop places". GRIN
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Raven
This really made me laugh, I think my favourite was the one about the furniture. :)
lil miss naughty
Just do NOT practise this at home. GRIN
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Raven
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