New Rules

I can scarcely believe it, but the new week has arrived, however instead of bemoaning the normal gloom and doom of the arrival of Monday, I have decided to change my tactics this morning. As my bottom is currently reminding me that when things go wrong, it is normally with a vengeance, I will be embracing the "new me" by applying the following simple rules:

Rule 1:

To remain cool and calm at all times.

Rule 2:

To make sure my language remains ladylike throughout.

Rule 3:

No attitude, whatsoever.

Rule 4:

No sulking or pouting.

Rule 5:

To obey.

Rule 6:

To be realistic about rules 1-5, and take precautionary measures....