Pippa's Bottom Syndrome

If I hear one more word about Pippa Middleton's bottom, I am going to scream.

Yes, she did look very pretty in the white dress,

although it has resulted in this non-stop salivating and cross-eyed men syndrome.

And yes - she does have a very sexy and shapely bottom....

But believe it or not, I am NOT into Pippa's bottom.

I prefer bottoms like this....

Now THAT is what I am looking for in a bottom.

In fact, I will take the whole package...

However,

I am wondering if he is also currently suffering from the terrible affliction that has hit the male population since the Royal wedding...