2011/06/20

I would rather...



even visit the dentist,
or appearing for an oral exam,
will play with spiders and scorpions,
I am quite willing to go out and conquer my fear of heights,
but I really do not want to give my weight results report to HH this morning
for I clearly see the trouble on the horizon brewing...


12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Raven
This is indeed bad news. As you are aware, you have set the goal. You have also agreed to the consequences of not meeting your goals.
I am aware that you are under great pressure at work and working very long hours.
I also understand how weight loss works. You diet furiously and nothing happens. Then all of a sudden, provided you have been diligent in your diet, the weight comes tumbling off.
For these reasons, I gave you until today to report. Your report depressed me! I have, therefore, given you until Wednesday to see if any improvement is forthcoming.
If you have not lost a measly kilogram since your report last Friday, then your butt is going to be severely tanned. This I promise you!!!
I am probably being over-lenient with you as I have no real desire to punish you. You are well aware that my stated preference is for fun, and not disciplinary, spankings. Unfortunately, unless the target is reached by Wednesday you leave me with no alternatives.
I WILL SEE YOU AT 18H00 ON WEDNESDAY UNLESS A POSITIVE REPORT IS ON MY DESK BY 09H00 ON WEDNESDAY.
HH

crankyspanker said...

Definitely would not want to play with spiders or scorpions, I thought you had written play spiders and scorpions which is a rather obnoxious children's game.

Hugs

Emanuele

wordsmith said...

Raven, if you exercise to lose weight as well as diet, you can replace fat with muscle - and for a while actually gain weight whilst losing volume! It must be that :D

Raven Red said...

Wordsmith - you try and tell that to the powers in charge...SIGH

bree512 said...

Dear Raven,

Don't worry. It will be ok.

Keeping your stress level down is the key now here. Stress in some people make them gain weight.

Ummm....try just drinking one of those wieght loss drinks temporaily until Wednesday. Maybe that might help.

I am putting this out in the universe. Raven will lose the required weight by Wednesday and only have a fun spanking Wednesday.

I am pulling for you Raven. I know you can do it.

Raven Red said...

bree

Right now the universe is conspiring against me...but thanks for the belief in me. At least it makes one believer!

Hugs

Raven

bree512 said...

Raven,

You have to believe in yourself too. So that makes at least two believers. I think HH believes in you also. So that is three believers. So let me see those positive thoughts now. (Bree looks into Raven's ear.) I know they are in there somewhere.

Chin up.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm. HH's beliefs are being seriously challenged!!
Go Girl! make it happen and reaffirm my belief that you can do it
HH

Velvet said...

Feel for you Raven,

I have my own deadlines and consequences ...

Big HUGS

Velvet <3

Raven Red said...

Bree

You are peering into my ear? Er...it is currently very upside down in there. (GRIN)

Hugs

Raven

Raven Red said...

Velvet

Thank you for the support. 5 weeks to go, and I still have to set up our coffee date! Er...hopefully I will be able to sit down by then.

Hugs

Raven

Raven Red said...

HH

Er...after that sermon of note, I do not quite know what to say to you...but I am eyeing the scale, we are not on friendly terms, and truly hope that my veiled threats of imminent destruction would change the damn things attitude!
(GRIN)

Hugs

Raven

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