2011/11/07

Open Drawers

 He tells you that he thinks you should get yourself a pair of open drawers....


Pros:
You can admire your bottom anytime - happy for all those hours in the gym.


Cons:  
Uncertainty whether his request for you to bend over is based on the same admiration.


Cons:
It was not! All you have left is a sore and red bottom due to unrestricted access.


Conclusion:
Open drawers are lovely,
however their safety record in terms of bottom preservation is quite appalling.
So, in answer to his request, 
I think I will opt having the attitude of the lady at the till ...

2 comments:

bree512 said...

Raven, I have one of those. They are not as fully accessible as you might think. He did not ask that I get them, though. It was my own idea. It was supposed to be a surprise. He became impatient and wanted more of an unobstructed area to work with. They didn't stay on too long.

I am having a hard time figurung out if that was a pro or con for these things. Wearing them did feel delicously different. Still not sure.

Raven Red said...

Bree

They rather look like a con to me (GRIN)
I prefer body armour. :)

Hugs

Raven

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