Spanking Joy?

Does he have to look as if he is having the time of his life?

Her expression?

Now that, I can closely identify with...

Guest Post: HH on his Weight Loss Plan

A year or two ago, I published a Blog on my thoughts regarding a weight loss plan. Having struggled with my weight over the years, I have attended Weighless Meetings and attempted to stick to their plan – which sadly does not allow Whisky, Beer and all the other delicacies that make a man’s life pleasurable.

Whisky and naked innocent, not to paddled bottoms perhaps?

The way it works is that you pay over a hefty membership fee to access their largely lettuce and tomato diet (both of which I despise!!) and get to attend a weekly meeting. Everyone attending the meeting is publicly weighed. Now this is fine if you have lost weight. You get a polite round of applause if you have lost. There is, however, a rather stony silence if you have either maintained or gained from the previous week. A tad embarrassing, but that is it!

Was really the ONLY picture I could find...promise!

Now what if there was a real incentive?

Something like this HH?
Oh...you are talking about me.
She does rather have a nice knife there...

I have absolutely no doubt that a full confession as to why you have not lost weight in the previous week followed by a bare bottom spanking in front of the assembly, would do the trick. Somewhere, Raven had a similar idea. Needing to shed a few pounds, she enlisted the help of a spanker to provide her with some real incentive. The only problem was that he does not always have the time as he is away on business quite often.

Becoming very familiar - this position
(Photo: Pink Report)

Some three weeks ago, she enlisted my help. The deal is that she reports to me every Friday morning as to her progress. Her target is 1 Kg per week – certainly an achievable and realistic target. Failure to reach target means six with the paddle. Of all of the implements at my disposal, the one that Raven fears the most is my paddle. So, I believed we had a good plan in place to provide her with the necessary support to lose weight.

Somehow our plans do not seem to be aligned...
Food wise and bottom wise...
(Photo: The Pink Report)

Well the first report was fine and she achieved target. The same in the second week, but sadly not so in the third week. She also failed to report in on time. Unfortunately, I was away and unable to deliver the required incentive to ensure that she had the necessary motivation to eat sensibly. Needless to say, it seems that the Easter Bunny had overloaded her and she had yet again failed to meet target.

Not MY fault that the Easter Bunny brought so many Hot Cross buns...
(There was no need to turn my bottom into antoher one, though!)

On my return, we discussed her progress, or rather lack thereof, and agreed that some real motivation was necessary. Wednesday evening she arrived to settle her account. Assuming her usual position, bent over my chair, she had a look of horror when I produced the paddle. This miniature cricket bat is a rather special object. It is autographed by two of the giants of modern cricket – Graeme Smith and Ricky Ponting – and will in time, I am sure, become a family heirloom. It also doubles as a damn fine paddle!!

What comes to mind?
Matches, petrol and a big fire...

It certainly did some damage to Raven’s Bottom on Wednesday evening! After 12 strokes (6 for not achieving target and 6 for reporting in late) her bottom was in rather a sorry state. I know it stings like a thousand hornets and despite the fact that her feet were enclosed in rather snazzy boots, there was a great deal of foot movement. A sure sign of her anguish!

Hoping for guilt here...lots of it...

I hope she has no long meetings scheduled, as I have no doubt she will have difficulty in sitting still for protracted periods. I am equally convinced that the message I receive on Friday will be far more positive than the last one!! Good luck Raven, I am holding thumbs for you.

Me too, HH...me too...

Spanking Reading Material

The book I would prefer that my father should never find on my bookshelves...

The one that I will know will cause my mother to have heart failure.

However, my personal favourite...on my bedside table, definitely...

Hidden away nicely in the large print edition of War and Peace...

Wordless Wednesdays: Moments of Truth

  

Futility

 

Regret

  

Acquiescence

  

Consequence



With thanks to Red Charls

Attitude??

I do not have an attitude.

This is what you call attitude.

Eh...you do not need to show me attitude...

...really...

We draw near

As this music was written for the voice to be nothing more than an instrument

That the listener is not distracted and only hears the harmonised sound,

My soul reaches out for you,

In search for my own melody,

The song that sets me free from my own boundaries.

Deep in the night, when silence folds around me,

I close my eyes, and remember.

The tips of my fingers feeling the heat of your body,

In my memories, I am tracing your face

And I feel your feather light kiss against my palm.

I feel your arm underneath my hand as I we walk together,

I marvel at the strength within.

I can smell you, as I bury my head against your chest,

My tears staining your shirt,

Yet you never let go.

I feel the imprint of your hand against my skin,

The pain, the redness, the desire for you

My breath catches as my body shudders

Caught between defiance and submission,

 I surrender my soul to you, over and over again.

As I hear the rich timbre of your voice,

The sternness, the lightness, the laughter

In this stillness of an African autumn night,

My soul reaches out for you, the distance of no consequence,

For it is nothing more than Adiemus...we will draw near...

 

 (Music: Adiemus, Karl Jenkins)

Spanking the LA way?

I found the following snippet of news during my internet travels last night...

Report: LA traffic officers appeared in porn film 

Associated Press

Posted: 04/30/2011 09:03:40 AM PDT

LOS ANGELES -- The Los Angeles Department of Transportation is investigating a report that two of its uniformed traffic officers appeared in a pornographic film. Interim General Manager Amir Sedadi says the probe was launched Thursday and the officers are on paid leave. They could face disciplinary action if wrongdoing is found.

KNBC-TV reported that a video on an adult website shows an officer spanking and fondling an actress. The report says the actress also spanks a second officer and performs lewd acts in his city car. In a statement, Sedadi says the department doesn't tolerate inappropriate behavior. He also says the allegations shouldn't be taken as representative of the department's nearly 600 traffic control and parking enforcement officers.

Another fantasy down the drain...

And I really DID like the uniform and the bit about the swatting...