2011/02/24

Raven's Believe It or Not

In my quest to find photos and pictures for the blog, I sometimes come across some items that either tickle my sense of humour or leave me gobsmacked...


Why is her posture that of a Zombie?
And if I am in a nudist colony, trust me, heavenwards is NOT where I am going to be looking...


I imagine if you have consumed enough of the product, you will
a) be needing someone to clean your floor
b) be seeing anything from pigs with purple wings to women magically appearing,
cleaning your floor,
whilst conversing in a thick Russian accent...



Cannot decide what scares me the most - the worms,
or the little notice in the corner that says: No baths.
Erm...and how do you sanitise worms?


I absolutely DARE anyone to say that to me!


Sorry boys, my little spell of having a bout of bronchitis has resulted in the local stock of tissues being depleted...
maybe try wet wipes...

22 comments:

Emily Winters said...

Wonderful...as usual. My daily laugh. Feeling better, love?
Emily

ronnie said...

Oh Raven, you made my afternoon, thanks for the laugh.

Hope your feeling better.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Hermione said...

Wow! You came across a wonderful set of pictures.

Hugs,
Hermione

Michael said...

Excellent, Raven! Had me smiling and shaking my head. Hope you are feeling better and soon will be 100%.

Erica said...

(snickering) I love this stuff!

I hope you're feeling better, and that you got some good prescription cough medicine -- the OTC stuff is worthless! (yes, I almost typed OTK)

MarQe's Study said...

'Vitamins' are good for a woman !! Tis true ,...... that & regular thrashings etc.

Brett B said...

...ah, the good ol' days, when sanity reigned.

Funny stuff, Raven.

Emanuele Lombardi said...

You are definitely back. Had to smile but sanitized tape worms???

Emanuele

Anonymous said...

Sanitised worms!!!

Any worm would make me squeal!!! Know you Africaans are up for anything ;)

Glad you're on the mend, but look after yourself.

dd xx

Dioneo said...

These are great, Raven! I'm astonished at the tapeworms ad--then again, many "easy weight loss" pitches have just as much credibility. And certainly the nature of most vodka ads hasn't changed a bit!

Raven Red said...

Emily

Good to know that you had a laugh. Getting there, slowly but surely - but still not feeling to great.

Hugs

Raven

Raven Red said...

Ronnie

Only a pleasure...I must admit, the last one with the Porn, I could not stop laughing.
Talk about in your face advertising
(GRIN)

Hugs

Raven

Raven Red said...

Hermione, that coming from the Queen herself that can find the most amazing pictures and photos...wow, thank you!

Hugs

Raven

Raven Red said...

Michael

Was getting worried about you. At least I am happier now knowing that I made you smile...erm, I am quite use to the shaking head thing, but that is normally aimed at me...

Hugs

Raven

Raven Red said...

Erica

I think I do need some prescribed OTK stuff as well (GRIN)

Hugs

Raven

Raven Red said...

MarQe

Coffee and vitamins I can do. The other stuff...erm...can I come back to you on that?

Hugs

Raven

Raven Red said...

Brett!!

You liked tapeworms?? (VERY innocent grin)

Hugs

Raven

Raven Red said...

Emanuele

Never left, but unlike the disbelief of most people, I can be subdued...erm, sort of...

Hugs

Raven

Raven Red said...

dd

For real, I once ate a worm. A Mopanie worm. They dry them out and then serve them wel...
I had the thing in my hand deciding which end to start with - head or tails, both options were to much for me..
And because I was dared, I could not back out...so I closed my eyes, put the thing in my mouth, and swallowed.
Years of practising when my mom had the bright idea of serving brussel sprouts helped...did not touch sides..

Hugs

Raven

Raven Red said...

Dioneo

The only time I will put a worm and alcohol together, if when it is Tequila...but then, I need quite a bit of the latter as well.
Erm...wonder if I will then get a TOP as a gift?

Hugs

Raven

barely.pink said...

I needed this laugh, Raven.

Are you feeling better now?

Hugs,

Pink

Raven Red said...

Miss Pink

I got my bottom off to the doctor finally...and yes, I am starting to feel much better..

Hugs

Raven

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