Enough!

For some odd reason, there are people (trolls online and in the real world alike) that are under the illusion that they have been blessed with the right to judge, and make remarks or comments, regardless whether they are wrong or right. I have been on the receiving side of it at work for a solid month now; I have had a comment or two on posted on my blog and know of other bloggers that had been granted the same privilege of receiving some “enlightened” remarks. As it is in my nature, to be an assisting kind hearted soul, I have decided to compile some guidelines, to assist them in their misguided mission of righteousness.

Guideline 1: To assess IQ Levels.

 IQ is the abbreviation for Intelligence quotient.  More information is available online, ask someone to assist you – I am sure they will more than willing to Google it for you.  I am very sure that I might not see you soon again; comprehension is rather more difficult than plain reading. However, in the event that you do feel you can return victoriously, convinced that your statements of “Fool, idiot, no IQ levels, etc” have been substantiated, just a small reminder that there is a difference between IQ levels and Intelligence.   

Guideline 2:  Judging Humour

Western humour theory begun with Plato...okay, I see I have lost you. Humour is the ability to laugh, to appreciate that life is not THAT serious. Oh dear, we do have a problem, don’t we? Let us revert to rule number 1 – in order to make comments regarding my or anyone else’s humour, you, yourself should have a sense of humour. It will also help if you have somewhat of an open mind. Nothing?? Erm...have you ever been tested to determine your IQ levels and intelligence?

Guideline 3: Character statements

I am so sorry to inform you, but you have scored a zero on the NEO PI-R personality test. You do not know what I am talking about? Okay, in plain simple English, it is referred to the personality test measuring elements of openness to experience.  Briefly, people who are highly open to experience tend to be politically liberal and tolerant of diversity.  Therefore, they are generally more open to different cultures and lifestyles. They are lower in ethnocentrism ...oh, sorry, that is referring to pride, vanity, believing in your own superiority and having contempt for others...traits that are clearly entrenched in you.

Word of Advice:

Unless you have the capability to realise that we are all different human beings, each of us with our own personality, sense of humour and quirks, and that no one is actually more superior than the other, my word of advice to you is that if I you do not have anything nice to say, rather do not say a word...I am not into toxic waste.

Note to my friends and readers:

 I do apologise for the non-spank posting, but as a person that loves being spanked and does not have one spanker bone in her body, these recurring visions of me yielding a whip and turning self-righteous, close minded individuals’ bottoms a shade of red that has never been seen before,  are rather concerning.